The Asterick Game

This is a game I played on another forum (*winks at Zeus*) where you can only post the astericks, representing an action. For example:
*eats pie*
Next poster:
*watches TV*
Next poster:
*plays AoM*

Yeah, like that. And that's all you can post, no actual sentences.
I'll start off:
*drinks Gatorade*

*Kisses monkey*

*gets a camera*
*records Zeus kissing monkey*
*puts on YouTube*

*realizes I have most posts*
*attempts to win*
*fails*

*Finds password of account*
*Removes Video*
*Starts kissing other monkey*

*tries to recover password*
*fails*
*eats a hot pocket*

*laughs real hard*
*falls out window*
*eats cheese*

*laughs at Zeus*
*steals cheese*

*cries eyes out*
*tells old lady*
*old lady gets purse*
*knocks out Aero*
*Zeus eats the cheese*
*Epic win*

*Has on*

*slaps Azurius*
*:Ds*

*sips root beer while watching Zeus slap Azur*

*Makes a clay figure that looks like Azurius' love*
*Azurious approaches the clay troll*
*Azurius gets flirty face on as Zeus vediotapes*
*shows on AoMH in the HOV*
*Posts on YouTube*
*Makes fortune*
*Retires happily at a beach house in Hawaii*
*Azur is a lonely hobo forever to be*
**

*slaps Azur*
*epid win*
**

*Buys a rocket launcher*

*launches it towards Zeus*

*goes back to undergroud mansion after tiring day*

*disagrees about Azur's banner*
*gets flamethrower*
*burns banner*

*Destroys satansfall's mansion*
*laughs at Azurious' burnt banner*
*high fives Aero*

*/Unadmin Aero*
*/Unadmin Zeus*
*/Admin Henrz*
*/Ban Vex_Sino*
*/Ban Aero*
*/Ban Zeus*
*Force people to work as slaves or they get teh banned*
*Is a forum dictator*
**
*I am the best*

*is still modded and not banned*